Oh dear, everyone has focused on the spreading of the posterior region! Just be creative (can be taking photos of fancy tropical birds, does not have to be writing!), and the rest will be left behind! Peace...
I think it's because butts are so very much in the media these days. We can't help but pontificate on them!
I like to be creative in the kitchen too. Which involves standing and stirring and chopping and sitting. Oh, and stuffing my face. Another great excuse for my butt!
By day, I'm an uptight and proper academic - you know, a publish or perish type who resides in tall towers with the likes of Rapunzul. In the evening, I morph into a lovable mom and wife, play with my children, hang with the hubby.
But when darkness falls and the house stills, I write.
Alleluia! That works for me too - problem is the butt in chair. It tends to make it spread :-(
ReplyDeleteBigger is better, right Susan? Especially, in my case, when my brains are in my ever-widening assssssssssssssssssss!
ReplyDeleteI always said that I was expanding my seat of knowledge...
DeleteHar-har. I like to think of my generous tushie as insurance against hip fracture :^)
DeleteWell, this is good news! What a great excuse for my butt.
ReplyDeleteJai
Aaaargh. So there is no hope for me. I will die before all of the rest of you and I have no excuse for the size of my butt.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, everyone has focused on the spreading of the posterior region! Just be creative (can be taking photos of fancy tropical birds, does not have to be writing!), and the rest will be left behind! Peace...
ReplyDeleteI think it's because butts are so very much in the media these days. We can't help but pontificate on them!
ReplyDeleteI like to be creative in the kitchen too. Which involves standing and stirring and chopping and sitting. Oh, and stuffing my face. Another great excuse for my butt!
Jai